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Breannah Black’s Ridiculous Bikini Curves Are The Perfect Thing For Hump Day

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elliot-wolf - July 25, 2018

Breannah Black is bountiful where it counts, and that’s obviously her personality. When’s the last time you’ve seen such a large smile on a lady like that? Those cheeks look absolutely amazing. Also contagious. I can feel a smile coming on right now. I’m starting to think that hot women love bringing water to the beach. It’s almost like some kind of conspiracy. I know everyone gets thirsty, but boy, the babes holding onto a full bottle of water lately have been quite the sensation to my eyes. If my theory about hot women being attracted to bottled water at the beach is true, they’ll sure love me. I’ll bring a cooler full of cold water and just wait for the hotties to show up.

Women like her would normally make me feel like a wallflower. But since she’s at the beach in a bikini, I feel 89 percent less intimidated. Because when I get nervous, I often just envision whoever I’m talking to in their underwear and the butterflies go away. Since she’s already in what’s virtually her underwear, she’s done the work for me. I would no longer have to undress her with my eyes. I mean that in the most respectful manner of course.

Photo Credit: MEGA

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