Blonde Bombshells April Summers And Lindsey Pelas In Bikinis

I consider myself a bit of a boob expert. Besides my own years of field research studying boobies in the wild I've also written about them for years here on Egotastic. I can honestly say that April Summers and Lindsey Pelas have some of the best. Lindsey in particular has been blessed by God and a surgeon with some gargantuan funbags that could knock a man out if he isn't careful. Not to mention her butt which is the Platonic form of awesome. But April is no slouch. Her breasts aren't quite as massive as Lindsey's but that's OK. Ta-tas of Lindey's magnitude are a bit much for many people to handle.

Not me. I could conquer chichis of that size in my sleep. As I said before, I'm an expert. 

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