brian-mcgee - May 23, 2018
I'm a pretty good judge of whether or not something is fake, and my spidey-sense is tingling that Gigi Gorgeous might have given herself that name. I don't know that Gorgeous is an actual surname outside of the world of professional wrestling, but I must admit that I'm not going to deny that Gigi is anything but Gorgeous.
If I were picking my own surname, I'd probably choose something really obvious too, like Powerhouse or Gritwhistle or Uppercut. But let's be honest, those would both be lies of last names. They'd be Homer's Max Power experiment at best.
The great thing about Gigi Gorgeous picking Gorgeous as her last name is that she's not lying. She took one look at herself and decided her name might as well be Gorgeous, this way she wouldn't ever forget it again.
I say rock on with your bad self, Gigi. I might not be as good as you at picking a surname that is accurate, alliterate, and descriptive, but I did my best. I suppose Cheeseburger wouldn't be as spectacular a last name as Powerhouse or Gritwhistle or Uppercut, but it's definitely open and honest. Thanks for the tips, Gigi!
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