‘Big Little Lies’ Season 2 Trailer Promises Bigger (and Littler) Lies Ahead (VIDEO)

Meryl Streep is on to you ladies. Man, they're gonna need to start printing more awards because the second season of HBO's Big Little Lies is coming for all of your awards. Nail 'em down now because this show is a'comin'!

I didn't see the first season of Big Little Lies because I just simply didn't want to see it. I saw all the good stuff on Mr. Skin, so what's the point. I'm sure it's great and all, I just don't have room in my life for any more shows.

I know you guys seem to like the show, though. It's critically acclaimed and won many awards, so it has artistic merit, I'm sure. I guess it's just one more thing I'm supposed to care about and just don't.

But hey, Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman are looking great, as is Shailene Woodley and Zoe Kravitz. Meryl's looking a little worse for wear, but she's a legend and can look however she damn well pleases.

I wonder if this season will have more cgi-dicks in it, like Alexander Skarsgard's comically enormous cgi dick in season one. Fingers crossed! These liars, both big and little, return for a second season on HBO on June 9.