bill-swift - May 25, 2016
Bella Thorne isn't being accidentally sextastic and showing off on social media. She may just be eighteen, but she came up in this business, learned from the best, and also is a born natural. These snapchat exhibitionist events in bare midriff and boobtastic revealing outfits completed by fishnet stockings are not the selfies of a giggling unaware teen. These are audience building and pleasing marketing measures. The hottest marketing campaign perhaps ever.
Bella's body is approximating a nice bit of young female perfection, complete with the ginger top to remind us that the most wonderful things in life often come in red. Bella, the more you knowingly taunt us gentleman oglers with your wicked alluring body, the more I know my lust for you will not soon fade. This is just the beginning of the bell curve of Bella revelations. This only gets better from here, which is hard to imagine, and yet it's all that I imagine. I'm in Bella catatonia at the moment. Please, don't wake me. I'll come out of it in a year or so on my own. Lay down some newspaper. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Snapchat
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