Behold The Dildo Drone

Over the last 15 years or so, drones have become an integral part of warfare. Why send in soldiers on reconnaissance or to drop a bomb on someone when you can do it via remote control? Drone technology has become so ubiquitous that regular people can now afford to have them. You know, so you can spy on your neighbor's wife while she tans by the pool. Not that we condone that kind of thing, but still. The one thing that, surprisingly, no one has done yet is find a way to sexualize drones...until now. This is the Dildo Drone and it is a handsfree flying dong that will cure what ails you leaving your hands free to eat burgers or whatever. 

Of course, this is a joke created by Michael Krivicka but I think this could work. Whoever invented this for real would make bank...I think I'll start working on it now. All I need is a drone, a dildo, and patience.