TV & FILM
brian-mcgee - August 28, 2017
Still struggling with the age old question, what do I go as for Halloween? There's always a lot of pressure to do something safe but daring. Well, we've got a solution for you this year. Since all the kids are gonna go as the various members of the Justice League—before actually seeing the movie two weeks later, where they discover that all their childhood heroes are now cold blooded murderers—why not go as their villainous foe Steppenwolf?
But what's the fun in that, you ask. He's a fully rendered cgi creation, how could I, a puny human, possibly hope to recreate this magic for all the kids on my block that I creepily keep tabs on, apparently? Behold! The Steppenwolf Mask...
No, damn you Malkovich, no one's gonna get that joke unless they've got a liberal arts education. And you tell Sinise he better not try and get me. Behold! The Steppenwolf Mask...
That's right, now you can appear to be a nine foot tall cgi-creation in perfect scale as most of the Justice Leaguers you'll be battling will top out at four feet tall. That's right, you can appear as the latest villain from the mythical race known as The Ballchinians, Steppenwolf! Two weeks before the movie comes out! So basically, if you want to spend your entire Halloween explaining your costume and frightening the bejesus out of every kid you come into contact with, have we got the costume for you.
This showed up over on reddit, and there's no word on a price point or release date of any sort. Check your local Party City, I guess.