Ashley Tisdale Pasties In Sheer Shirt For ‘Mother’s Day’ Premiere

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Granted, this is not how Ashley Tisdale intended for this look to go, by her own later on admission on social media. Nevertheless, we were treated to Ashley defending her sheer black tank top at the premiere of Mother's Day with some kind of gelatinous pasties that didn't quite work out as planned. There's nothing alluring in particular about pasties, most especially when they appear as octopi crawling up your funbags. My hands are the only viable pasties options for sextastic celebrity women looking to cover up their teats. I say so unashamedly.

We've missed the better parts of Ashley Tisdale for a while now. The workout queen and leggy but petite blonde minx used to treat us regularly to her yoked bare skin body shots and a booty that was hard as a rock shaped like a sweet seat. Maybe marriage and all that other nonsense has kept her from baring the tingle inducing parts of her body and soul. I hope not. Ashley, ditch the dramatic makeup and the pasties and let's talk. Unless words are not necessary and we want only our bodies to communicate via the unspoken language of lust. Let's call that Plan A if we're ranking by quality. Enjoy

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