Ashley Graham Wins Miss Universe 2017… Red Carpet Arrivals!

Doctor, my eyes! I've been blinded by the light emitted from Ashley Graham's gorgeous white dress that she wore to the Miss Universe pageant. The form fitting number hugs her amazing curves and gives her an angelic aura that draws you in close. It's the kind of thing that steals all of the attention away from the competitors.

As we all know, we have a vested interest in who wins Miss Universe because she will be representing us at the Galactic Council of Kremulack and that's a pretty big deal. Hopefully this year's winner—Miss South Africa Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters—knows the importance of the task ahead of her. I'm sure she's been planning her whole life for this moment and will shine when facing the delegation for the first time in early 2018.

Let's hope she shines like Ashley Graham in this white number though. Why couldn't they just send Ashley Graham? Maybe they've got her in reserve in case something goes wrong and some grabs something they're not supposed to and the whole thing goes to hell in a handbag. That's why we send our best and brightest. Godspeed Miss Universe!

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