Sam Robeson - June 21, 2017
Ashley Graham stars in a new YouTube video where she inspires the shit out of various insecure women. The grab bag of test subjects are paraded out onto a photo shoot where they greet Jesus disguised as a plus sized model. Graham then drills them about their body insecurities before posing with them for pictures to be featured on the guide to Disney's Animal Kingdom.
The mad scramble for inspired words to mask Graham's severe disinterest in others brings the yucks to the video, with the highlight being: Random girl: "I'm recovering from an eating disorder." Graham: "Oh you are. Oh wow." And scene. She's like an exhausted conversation See 'n Say.
Graham has been crowned the fat martyr when there are actually fatter people than her. I saw a 600-pound person at Six Flags buzzing around on a scooter with a funnel cake balanced on her lap. She was alone as far as I could tell. I then hung myself. The popularity of a plus sized model hinges on her status as a role model. Graham's 4.4 million Instagram followers aren't looking for fap material or hot fashion tips. Trend alert: Belted tarps.
In this video for Glamour Magazine, Graham molds to conversations to fit her canned spiel without attempting to hear the bleak stories of ugly common people. She has parties to go to and hot dates to terrify. One woman in the video states when looking at her body in lingerie:
It's not every day that I see a girl like me in ya know, this kind of lingerie.
Graham cuts her off with:
Yea because they don't put us out there like that. Don't you feel like if you saw women like you in media more it wouldn't be such an insecurity?
With a gun firmly at her temple, the girl responds with "I do." to which Graham adds a satisfied "Good." Good good. Squeal for me, piggy. The video ends with Graham sobbing uncontrollably for an extended period of time. Somebody horked her nachos.
Photo Credit: YouTube
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