Tex Hollywood - February 24, 2022
I realize that there's a war going on in Russia and Ukraine and I am not about to dive into any of that. I am not a political analyst and really have no understanding of any of that.
But luckily, AnnaLynne McCord, the actress best known for the 90210 reboot that barely lasted because no one watched it. Or maybe you remember her as the girl on Nip/Tuck who played a sex obsessed high schooler who wanted her Hymen Reconstruction surgery, to reenact the hymen that she claimed she broke horseback riding. I remember her as tabloid fodder with her sisters, always in the paparazzi because she loved being famous.
As it turns out, she's also a political poet, because she recited this lovely poem to Putin about how if she was his mother, the world would be peaceful. Is she even Russian?
I am not sure where her confidence in her mothering comes from, or if that's a direct "Yo Momma" dis to Putin, but I would think it is smarter to stick to acting, or if poetry is her thing, maybe focus on love poems, some "roses are red" kind of poems, because this is just weird, however it did get her back into the news!
Now all we need is Kanye to sample this to complete the simulation.