elliot-wolf - May 8, 2018
I’m going to assume such an awesome season and time of the year was named after such an awesome looking woman and not the other way around. There’s possibly so long a lineage of extremely hot women with the last name Summer that they’ve decided to dedicate around three months of the year in celebration of their honor. Amy Lee Summers is the only Summer that matters. Just looking at her makes me want to wear less clothing due to all that heat she’s emitting.
A woman like her obviously needs help. How else is she going to get that bottle of fresh water open. It’s already hard enough fiddling around with a jar of jelly, water bottles are even worse. Imagine attempting to open a bottle of water with dehydrated skin from being in saltwater all day. It’s a terrible task. But if I was there I would be on dry hands duty all day. Even wearing gloves if she were to request I frolic in the ocean with her. We would have a blast and she would never be thirsty as along as I’m around. My main goal would be to keep her happy and hydrated just like a true gentleman.
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