aldo-vallon - December 10, 2018
Are tropical vacations able to be written off as a business expense when you are an Instagram model? It is crucial to get your yearly quota of pics in emerald waters, so I think they should be given a tax break. I don’t know how much the IRS values my opinion, but if any of them are readers then I will take this time to offer up a few more suggestions.
Along with the vacation deduction, please allow for a swimsuit deduction as well. We don’t want our ladies to get all the way out there only to wear something from last season’s line. Allana’s fans need constant stimulation. If they start seeing repeat clothes then they might start to tune her out.
Next up: towels. How are we going to make a gal as stunning as this use a beach resort towel? I cannot even list all of the diseases that woman could receive from using a public towel. And if Allana gets ringworm because of your negligence, I will burn your building to the ground (metaphorically speaking).
So, please, dust off your heart and use it one last time to show you are capable of some benevolence.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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