bill-swift - October 17, 2014
Whoa, baby. If you happen to love petite minxy hot Filipina girls like your Uncle Bill does, then you are in for a real treat. The weird birds at 138 Water have brought out model and singer Abby Cubey to show off her bikini hot bodily wares in Malibu to pimp their water. Another day, another blessedly hot girl in a bikini who probably won't move any units of water, but she will stir many other units if you know what I'm saying. I'm not even sure I know what I'm saying half the time.
Abby Cubey reminds me that this entire globe is a hot spot for hot women. I love this planet for all of its natural resources. If I wasn't born here, I'd have to invade. I bet Jupiter doesn't have nearly this insane amount of sextastic women on their beaches. They don't even have beaches. Or women. Thank your lucky stars, earthling. Enjoy.