When I see BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee working out on the beach, I think to myself, now there goes a confident woman. Not just anybody is getting into those short shorts and Spandex and twisting, contorting, and pronating in public quite like Jennifer Nicole. You need a little bit of self assurance that you’re got it tightened up all over. And from the looks of these pictures, Jennifer has got it tightened up all over.
Now I don’t know how the moms in your neighborhood used to work out. In mine, it was mostly power walking and gossiping about Jenny, the slut who was sleeping around. But on Miami Beach even the moms are coming hard, so to speak. Weights, yoga, hardcore core and thumper training. If you can’t stretch a kids size workout gear over your grown woman size body, don’t bother playing. Second place is the same as last. Good on you, JNL. Enjoy.
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It’s time, boys and girls. For a preview of the best of the nekkid celebrity best available on various media platforms this weekend according to our friends at Mr. Skin. Those fun loving skin loving merrymakers put together their top 3 list of must see funbags each week just for the love of the flesh. It’s an act of charity of the highest order. Also, illegal in thirty-seven countries as are most fun things.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Salma Hayek in her bra and panties and baring her bare sweet bottom in Everly, now available on Blu-Ray, Lotte Verbeek topless crowd surfing in Outlanders on Starz, and Sienna Guillory quite nekkid and steamy in the first season of Fortitude, Britty and now available also on Blu-Ray. That’s three handfuls of visual goodness right there. You only have two hands, but you’re craft, you’ll figure something out. Enjoy.
(And you must, I mean, really must, get your own Mr. Skin Membership so you can have fun 7x24x365 times however long your ticker lasts. It really is the gift to yourself that keeps on giving.)
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Happy days are here again. Or the happiest of days. Fridays. When I insert my retractable claw hand into the Reader Finds email bag and find what bits of skin-filled goodies all of you have submitted in this past week. I feel like Satan reaching into his bag of souls to see which politician he pulls out. Only, my bag has even more boobs than his.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Charli XCX in a revealing boobtastic top (thank you to EgoReader ‘Joseph H.’), Alyssa Milano in one of her classic topless skinematics (blessings of ta-ta’s from ‘Elsinore’), Maude Hirst and Alyssa Sunderland in the lovely short lived Vikings (Nordic takk to ‘Stephen’), Charlize Theron topless in Reindeer Games (oh, I remember, via ‘Rony E.’), Elizabeth Olsen delightfully hot cleavage (shoop shoop submitted by ‘Benny’), Gisele Bundchen young see-through top modeling, maybe slightly altered (lovely leers via ‘Bill’), Jordana Brewster bikini goodnes on the silver screen (kindly gifted by ‘Bono’), Julian Wells topless perfection in Entourage (a visual goody from ‘Amanda’), Kendall Jenner near nip slips in her GQ shoot (angled in by ‘Anon’), Krista Allen double D’s in a double dose of skinematics (seismic shifts from ‘Owen’), Lauren Hays lovely topless onscreen (kudos to ‘Kenneth’), Mai Ping Guo who we saw in a bikini this week now quite nekkid (lovely discovery by ‘Reg W.’), Olivia Wilde thong peek on Instagram (much ado about thongs from ‘Ed’), and Zia Gorog wicked hot body in Playboy (added to the archives by ‘David M.’). If you can’t handle it, just take a nap right now off to the side. The adventurous among us are coming through to reap the visual harvest. Enjoy.
Oh, you crazy Jenner girls, and Kardashian girls, and Cara Delevingne, how you do love to get noticed when you hit the town and the hotspots and all the places I’m sure are bars but somehow still let teen celebrity girls carouse provided they are dressed much older.
Kylie Jenner in a pair of shorts so tight they might get everybody arrested led the pack, along with model sister Kendall Jenner showing off her long model legs, Khloe Kardashian flashing her Funions to the greatest extent possible, and Cara Delevingne just looking fashionably hot and waiting to see what girl she’d be taking home tonight. This gaggle of girls is quite different from the motley crew I typically hit the town with. For one, the Kardashians rolls with much greater skin shows. Also, a pack of paparazzi ten deep and ten wide. They’re like a rolling Vegas revue. Legs, buns, ta-ta’s, it’s all there in a line. You simply can’t miss this show. Enjoy.
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The bikini modeling shots just keep on hotly rolling along for the now twenty-year old Gigi Hadid for whom there is no bikini too small or tight to highlight her incredibly hot body.
Gigi Hadid is headed for super stardom one sextastic photoshoot at a time. Let’s start with bikinis and quickly move our way up to lingerie and then some glamorous black and white nudes. I kind of have it all planned out in my mind. Somebody needs to iCal these milestones before she turns 21. The professional lifespan of a model is short. We’ll be leering at her for years to come but we lack patience. Let’s move this along now, Gigi. The world has expectations more important than your internal timelines. What a body. Bikini ahoy! Enjoy.
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Say what you will about Terry Richardson, he just keeps on keeping on. And for those concerned letter writers, he remains completely without any formal, official, or otherwise independently judged sanctions of any kind, which is why we still feature his work. We would do the same innocent until otherwise for each of you. I’m kind of big on that standard.
Also, naturally, Terry still gets the wicked hot girls to come to his studio and remove all their clothes for smiling bubbly bodaciously topless or nekkid photoshoots in his rather simplistic styles. That’s a superpower right there, far better than flying or lasers from the eyes or such. You’ve got nowhere to fly and nobody to laser when nekkid models are lined up in your place of work. Like Gia Genevieve, the throwback blonde bombshell model with the curves of a heavenly body I’d stare at through my telescope during puberty. Wowzer. I’m pretty sure even the gloves work. Such is Gia’s mighty allure. Bless you for sharing your gifts. They are mighty indeed. Enjoy.
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I happen to know it’s been a little chilly of late her in the City of Angels, so I’m not exactly sure blonde bodacious model Marissa Everhart needs to pour water on her chest to relieve herself of the heat and perspiration. She’s acting. Which makes it even more alluring, just knowing that even on the coldest of days, there might be one outrageous bodied bikini model who still goes the extra mile for the extra tingles.
Marissa is the latest and curviest to take the daily 138 bottled water photo challenge of pretending to be pimping H20 while not so secretly promoting ta-ta’s and booty in thong bikinis. The world may not need the former, but it certainly will never have enough of the latter. Marissa seems particularly pleased to exhibit her finely honed wares. I feel pleased to witness. This is the kind of synergy you can’t put into dollar figures. Though if you did, it would certainly be more than I could afford. Enjoy.
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