Alessia Tedeschi In An Animal Print Bikini In Miami

Alesia Tedeschi is looking fine as F in a very small animal print bikini. The beauty was vacationing in Mexico when she chose the tiniest most animalistic bikini she could find. Allesia's breasties look fantastic surrounded by animal print. It's almost like we are living in caveman days and she's got her love jugs swathed in a fur her hunter man killed for her. I'm pretty sure, however, that cavewomen never had thong bikini bottoms like she does. They accentuate her perfectly tanned and firm behind. In a couple of the pictures you can see wet sand clinging ever so tenderly to her pants meat. Oh, to be a grain of sand on that derriere...

I just thought of how I'm going to make a lot of money. I'm going to go to Miami and open a bikini store. It's all anyone seems to wear down there. I'm like one of five Cubans who isn't in Miami anyway so it works out.

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

 

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we've all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother's basement rec room. Holly Peers' flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey's sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been...

India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhian Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

It's time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It's like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it's tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you'd prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it's a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rhian Sugden

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Barbara Palvin Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Erin Andrews Is All Cleavage While Playing Volleyball in LA

Sportscaster Erin Andrews played some sports of her own in a cleavetastic game of beach volleyball. The sexy journalist wore a low cut top that showed off her volleyballs with every serve and spike. Erin's ladies are a well loved staple of the sports world. Maybe it's because most sportscasters look like John Madden. Her champions look amazing and glistening with sweat in these pictures. I don't often use the word glistening, but that's what they are doing. I'm not sure who invented the game of beach volleyball but they deserve some kind of Nobel prize. It takes a fairly boring game when played indoors and makes it awesome by putting it on a beach and making people wear bikinis and sports clothes to play it. It's so hot they even made it an Olympic event.

I love Erin Andrews. I'm not even that in to sports and I watch the post-game show just to see her. I hope she gets into an intramural beach volleyball team this summer.

Elizabeth Olsen Is Smoking In Flaunt Magazine

Elizabeth Olsen is on fire in a glossy spread for Flaunt magazine. The scion of the Olsen clan of super hot people looks amazing in this series of high fashion pics. Though she definitely inherited her older sisters' body, I think she has a lovelier face. Her big blue eyes and pouty mouth are certainly among her best features. But it's that glorious bust that brings us back for more. A couple of the pictures have her showing plenty of glorious cleavage for our amusement. Her funbags are another aspect in which I think she surpasses her lovely sisters Michelle Tanner...er...Mary-Kate and Ashley. Not that the two of them are not spectacular beauties themselves. Lord knows I often wish Full House had gone on another ten years so I could have watched them grow up into the hotties they are today every Friday on TGIF.

But Elizabeth is breaking free of the shadow of her famous sisters to claim her own personal claim to hotness. Luckily, we don't have to just pick one.

Heidi Klum Goes Topless Again in Mexico

 

Legendary supermodel Heidi Klum decided to go topless in Mexico for the second day in a row. I told you yesterday about the Germanic beauty letting it all hang out while on vacation with her boyfriend Vito Schnabel. Well, she didn't let the press commenting on it deter her one bit from unleashing her flesh puppies again. Heidi seems totally at ease just hanging out with her breasteses flopping around in full view of all of her fellow beach goers. You have to respect that kind of self confidence. Then again I would probably feel that comfortable with my body if I had been acclaimed as one of the most beautiful people of the last twenty years. The best I ever got was a, "You look alright" from my mom when I went to the prom.

Hopefully Heidi will extend her vacation so we'll get a few more days of topless Mexican fun. Rest assured, if her naked chesticles hit the air we'll report back to you.