Even More Alison Brie Deep Cleavage Swimsuits For GQ

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Alison Brie sweet hot water, even more photos from her sextacular set from GQ Mexico. Alison Brie isn’t your traditional exhibitionist model, but when she decided to turn on the alluring spigots, oh, how they do run strong.

Last week we saw a few of these photos from the full pictorial, primarily in black and white composites. Now, the vastly underrated passion inducement of Alison Brie in a cleavetastic swimsuit in full color. You know, how ever many colors there are in the rainbow. Seven? Plus or minus five, I’m not good with guessing. But I’m firm, as it were, when it comes to identifying the sextastic. Alison Brie is covered in that. Oh, that we can some day soon see more. I’m going to hold my breath until it happens. Enjoy.

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Lisa Edelstein Major Sideboob and Olivia Luccardi Topless In New House Of Cards Headline the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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Okay, this week’s Boob Tube Roundup is short and sweet, just the way I like my coffee. Err, I mean, my ladies. The point is, there wasn’t much in the way of sextastic this past week on the little screen primarily due to scheduled breaks and upcoming premieres of new seasons of some of the bigger shows. But, I did spy with my ogling eye a couple cuts worth peeking in on.

Olivia Luccardi offered up some spectacular dark room but quite visible bare beautiful boobtastic in the opening episode of the third season of House of Cards which just came out on Netflix. Joining Olivia was Lisa Edelstein flashing about as much veteran smooshed sideboob as legally allowed on basic cable. Oh, that we could ever get out of the 19th century here. But, thankfully, we have many options these days to satiate our need for skin speed. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Girlfriends’ Guide To Divorce” Bravo/”House Of Cards” Netflix

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Maitland Ward Busting Out of Her Silk Spectre Costume at LB Comic-Con

Our dearest ginger topped object d’ funbag lust Maitland Ward is now a hot commodity at the various Comic-Con conventions, including Long Beach over the weekend where she came as one of the Watchmen characters, nearly fell out of her top, had something resembling a banana fed to her by some bad guys, and then maybe sort of flashed where babies come from. That’s what I call one crazy hot nerd day.

Maitland has that ripe and lovely body built for turning geeks into, actually, I think geeks pretty much just stay geeks, but maybe hornier versions of their earlier selves. I tend to stay away from these public events because I’m pretty sure it’s where measles and despair come from. But you know if Maitland is showing off, our cameras will be there to capture every lean, bend, and preen she makes. I really do need to call her about initiating our Adult Nursing Relationship, these diapers are starting to ride me something awful. Enjoy.

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Charlotte McKinney, Kym Johnson, And Peta Murgatroyd Workout Gear Killer Views for DWTS

As you know, there is no reason for any man to be watching Dancing With the Stars. I’m not judging you while I am judging you. This isn’t the town council of Footloose telling you that it’s illegal to dance. This is your Uncle Bill telling you that if you revel in DWTS, your bobos will shrivel to the size of raisins and drop off. Like taking steroids, but without the benefit of the muscles.

Having said that… there are at least three good reason to check out the parking lot practice session photos for DWTS. Namely, Charlotte McKinney of OMG look at that asstastic in shorts renown, Kym Johnson who is just one sturdy bootied young woman, and Peta Murgatroyd who likes to dress like she’s in a sexy aerobics commercial 24×7. I want to live in a sexy aerobics commercial, so this works out well for me. Naturally, this entire assemblage of stellar lady bodies is what we call in the making-men-men business, a trap. Don’t fall for it. Just spy and move on. Trust me. I want you to have children of your own someday. Enjoy.

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Cindy Crawford Is Still Hot And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Don’t believe the hype, Cindy Crawford is still effing sexy. (TMZ)

Start your week off right with some huge boobage. (The Chive)

Demi Lovato‘s thigh gap is a beautiful thing. (WWTDD)

Kendall Jenner is practically spilling out of her bikini. (Huffington Post)

Lady Gaga‘s ta-tas flop free. (Drunken Stepfather)

Alessia Tedechi‘s beach booty is amazing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lea Michele wears a LOW cut top and has magnificent cleav. (Popoholic)

Kaylee J Lavigne And Saab Marty Topless Spill Out Of Swimsuits During Baywatch Inspired Shoot

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Somebody’s got to sell this mysteriously unnerving water slash hot model girl photo production outlet. Why not the near brunette twinsies power of Kaylee J Lavigne and Saab Marty, just a couple of young models who delight in surfing, or at least rubbing their big bad Funions up against a surfboard while one lucky bastard snaps away.

This photoshoot is labeled as Baywatch tribute, though I’d hate to think you could tribute such classic high brow content with two albeit sweet bodied girls falling out of their red beach patrol swimsuits. For instance, where’s the inspiring music? Where are the fake water rescues filmed in somebody’s pool? Nope. This isn’t a tribute or an homage. This work stands entirely on its own. And it’s pretty darned ogle worthy in it’s own right. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

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Bella Thorne Strutting in Leather, She’s Got That Grow’d Up Ginger Lust Crush Thing

Bella bella. The ginger topped teen slash emancipated world traveling movie starlet Bella Thorne is kicking up the ogle worthy skills by several notches in bare midriff, leather bottom looks just strutting about Hollywood like the star that she now is. Talk about coming into your own, Bella Thorne has risen quickly from the Disney ranks to become a nearly all grow’d up TV and film full time working thespianic and all-around perfect casting for the hot high school girl. Which she seems to be now in most every single movie. Oh, how I always loved those despicable popular girls and cheerleaders.

It’s hard to say at this point where Bella’s career track will take her and where it might peak. It’s safe to say it’s clearly now on the rise and I can only hope to say when she hits barely legal later this year it takes another noteworthy uptick thanks to some more racy reveals. We shall keep our fingers crossed and our candles lit. Somebody needs to wish for the important stuff. Enjoy.

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