J.Lo’s Workout Clothing Getting Eaten Like a Christmas Cookie

I am not trying to focus on Geriatric Babes during this holiday season, although it may seem that way with the KATE BECKINSALE post I just got up.

I am a dinosaur, I mean this is a "blog" after all and that whole concept is dated. The youth only understand social media, I don't understand social media, so I assume you are probably like me, old and possibly angry at social media and the future generation that is going to ruin society as we know it. The bitter or maybe jaded middle aged man.

So we remember J.LO at her her hottest. We know what she was all about and saw her entire career. We also know that these celebrity women have science and the resources to use that science to biohack themselves into menopause looking great.

Do you remember your grandma at 55? Did she look like this? I think it is a bit more than her ethnic DNA keeps her well moisturized. It's definitely injections, hormones, fitness programs, diet, all to grace the paparazzi or whoever took this pic with a FULL glimpse of her grandma aged VAGINA eating her fitness pants. Something she likely doesn't feel because she's still a 55 year old. So staying hot longer is the goal for these rich people. Their EGOs can't let them die off, even with that pile of money that would allow them to die off and we aren't complaining because cameltoes are probably the best thing that happened in the 2010s thanks to LEGGINGS everywhere. ACTIVEWEAR everywhere. FULL vagina flashes....EVERYWHERE.