Monday morning headlines

DAVID BECKHAM AND POSH SPICE - are having another kid, their fourth. Jesus, keep your pants on lady. Wait are they, Mexican? (people)

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - might be pregnant too. Later, the nurse will describe the delivery like this: "Once the portal opened, something from the other side came through, something... horrible." (new york post)

LINDSAY LOHAN - was given a $25,000 diamond necklace by a friend, jeweler Pascal Mouawad, to celebrate her sobriety and fresh start. Her next booking photo will be the most glamorous one yet! (nydn)

LILY ALDRIDGE - wore this fantastic white bikini to shoot for Victorias Secret on St. Barts this weekend. Models in bikinis; now you can finally see what everyone has been raving about. (flynet)