Michael Douglas thinks he can fight

Entertainment Tonight has video of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas in London last night, and as they went from their car to their hotel, Jones started screaming hysterically that one of the paparazzi punched her. Then Douglas called the guy an asshole, pushed him, and told him to "get the fuck out of here with that."

After that he strutted away triumphantly, still undefeated in fights against people who just stand there. Toddlers on swings get pushed harder than that paparazzi was, and it's not like he was going to punch a 66-year-old who died 4 months ago. I've had tougher fights while trying to fold a fitted sheet.

(image source = pacific coast)