Rihanna is gay now or something

Rihanna went on her twitter last night to claim she was on her first date in almost 2 yearz. And I didn't write "yearz" because I'm racist, but because that's what she wrote. My racism was merely a coincidence.

Later she added a picture of her "date", a girl named Melissa Forde, saying she was her "lover for the night", and soon after that they left The Roxbury hand in hand.

So I guess we're supposed to think she's gay now and then carry on about it. And maybe I would have if she had chosen someone hotter. Or if she said this girl answered her craigslist ad looking for someone to eat. But just two 7's making out? Yeah no thanks.

(image source = splash)