Crystal Hefner in a Bikini

If you're Hugh Hefner's wife, you'll take any excuse to get out of the mansion. You can only stare at the old man in his cryogenic tube for so long before you need the real comfort of total strangers checking out your tits in a bikini. Crystal Harris isn't great at promoting shit, but she at least showed up for her Vegas pool promotional stint, unlike Charlie Sheen who bailed. Still, the event was considered a big success as a bunch of people paid $30 to sit by a pool.

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