Chantel Jeffries Glorious Cleavage In Skimpy Red Carpet Gown

Chantel Jeffries dress looks like it I made out of the fabric that aerial acrobats use to hang from the ceiling. Maybe Chantel was actually taking a class, got tangled up, and then realized she was late for her appearance on the carpet so she just rushed off as she was. It is plausible.

I remember when I woke up late for work after a night of roleplaying and had to head out dressed up in my costume. That was an awkward day of answering questions pertaining to why I was dressed up like Woody. And at least Chantel’s dress covers up all of the important parts. The chaps that I was wearing couldn’t even cover up my crack.

It doesn’t matter how little of Chantel’s chest gets covered by her dress so long as the nips are. I think that is pretty much the defining factor of a good dress, and the closer one gets to disaster the more highly it is valued. If there was just a strip of fabric that was the exact width of the wearer’s nipple then it would be considered the greatest dress of all time if she got through the whole night without having any slippage.

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