Madison Beer All Legs, All Cleavage

 I have not seen a woman try to rock the all plaid outfit since I watched Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. That was only last week, but that is still a long time to wait to see a plaid skirt. It is not like I live in Scotland, where there is a plaid skirt for every man. I cannot even hang around a Catholic school because people might get the wrong idea into their heads for why I am out there.

As good as Alicia made the outfit look, I have to give the edge to Madison for making it look even better. And I am not just saying that because she is showing more cleavage. At least I don't think that is the reason. 

It must be due to the chain she added to the skirt. I wonder if there is a pocket watch attached to one of the ends. Or maybe there is a wallet, that was the way we used to wear it in the '90s. Good luck trying to pickpocket me, you miscreants, because this wallet is as secure as nuclear launch codes.  

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA