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brian-mcgee - January 15, 2018
We all know the rumors about Joanna Krupa and her allegedly fragrant nether regions, but we're not focused on that today. Today we're just going to drink in the simple elegance of a beautiful woman in winter. It's tough to stay radiant when the weather is colder than the proverbial witch's breasts, but Joanna manages to do so with aplomb.
I would love to go coat shopping with Joanna. Coat shopping is probably the best kind of shopping you can do, because you don't have to round up a bunch of crap and head to the changing room. You can just try the coats on in the aisle, right off the rack, and never have to leave your cart or your kids.
So Joanna, if you're in the mood to go coat shopping at Burlington or whatever, give me a call. I think we could definitely get some good coats out of the deal. Navy's in this year, so I feel like we could maybe do a Navy thing. Whatever you think, I'm just along for the ride really. Yeah, I'll hold your purse too. I'm down for whatever, honestly.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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