Christina Hendricks Busty Cleavage On Display

Hachi Machi! I know that Christina Hendricks always looks like she's smuggling midgets, but this new photo shoot for Cosmo really accentuates the hell out of those beauties. I was glad to see the endless advertising during the Golden Globes for her new show, because let's face it, even if the show is no good, it's always good having Christina Hendricks on our television sets.

I think that the FCC needs to regulate that all shows on television feature a small, cleavage baring picture of Christina Hendricks in the bottom corner of the screen. This way, if the show's no good, you can just focus your attention on something worthwhile instead. And let's face it, Christina Hendricks and her mountainous cleavage is always worthwhile.

Anyways, let's get the FCC moving on this. They're doing all manner of insane things now, I don't see why this should be outside the realm of possibility. It's a win-win, across the board, because this way, everyone gets more Christina Hendricks. And if there's a bigger win than that, I haven't heard about it. Even the people at the lottery commission know their jackpots are infinitely more lackluster with CH in the world.

Photo Credit: Cosmo / The Wrap / Pacific Coast News