I Should’ve Guessed Joe Rogan’s Wife Is Smoking Hot

They say there's no justice in this world. That's mostly true, but you've got to take the good with the bad if you're gonna keep going and not put a bullet in between your threaded eyebrows. Joe Rogan's a guy that rubs a lot of people the wrong way and they likely hate the fact that he's got a hot wife, but the fact of the matter is that of course he's gonna have a hot wife. He's Joe Rogan.

Seriously though, Joe's wife Jessica kind of fits the textbook definition of a trophy wife. They married in 2009 and by all accounts seem to have a pretty good relationship. I imagine it's got to be hard for her at times getting all dolled up to go out and having a husband who's at home in a pair of jeans and a camo hoodie, but such is the price you pay for being married to Joe Rogan.

I wish Joe and Jessica all the best, and I think they're definitely gonna make it. Joe Rogan's many things, but something tells me he's not dumb enough to cheat on her. You'd have to be a moron to do that.

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