Because They Need Protection, Too: Wine Bottle Condoms

Your wine bottles need condoms just as much as you do! If you're tired of cleaning up the mess (and wasting fine wine!) when someone knocks over that bottle due to sheer carelessness-- not to mention drunkenness-- then you need to stock up on these wine condoms. They're sold in boxes of ten and are packaged individually in foil, just like your regular rubber.

The difference is that they're black and unlubed, which is just as well since nobody wants lube in bubble, that's for sure.

Get It: $19+