PUMPING IRONY: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Split; I Make My Move

Well, if you ever believe Hollywood rumors and innuendo, which I totally do, this splitsville was a long time in the making. One of my earliest Tinsel Town gossip memories is stories about Arnold Schwarzenegger going wild for the ladies on the side while Maria Shriver was at home tending to family matters. And, oh, well it sucks to be a Kennedy woman I suppose in marriage. Nevertheless, I spot myself an opportunity to move into the American royal class with a lady of wealth, power, and in great need of a sandwich.

(Read all about the Schwarzennger and Shriver split at our breaking news partner site, TMZ.com.)