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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up. (Just Jared)

Hysterical Bert and Ernie Rap. G is for Gangsta! (CollegeHumor)

Yup, Alyssa Milano is still really hot. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson is a Cuntry singer. (DListed)

Jamie Lynn Spears makes teen motherhood look just peachy. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi and Spencer are the douchiest. (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie finally gave birth. (IDLYITW)

More of Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty on vacation in Italy. (Socialite Life)

Miss USA, Crystle Stewart, takes a tumble. (Celebslam)

Dayana Mendoza is your new Miss Universe. (CityRag)

Paris Hilton's brand of hair extension might be the "world's best hair extensions" if you want to look like a skank. (Hollywood Rag)