Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Getting Hotter and Hotter in Advance of Transformers 3

You probably never read my doctoral thesis from a rather prestigious online university on the natural phenomenon of actresses becoming noticeably hotter in the months and weeks leading up to their big feature premieres. (If you want to look up my paper online, see: 'The Blockbuster Cockbuster Effect: The Tangible Derivative of Social-Psychological Visual Drama in Popular Culture'.) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a current and classic example of this effect; with summer fast approaching, and the release of what will certainly be the artistic iceberg known as Transformers 3, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley just keeps getting sexier and sexier, and, let's face it, she started at a pretty high level. But there's no mistaking her body, her face, her glow, her sextastic, it's growing exponentially, like the advance of mold spores in the plastic tubing in my beer hat. Rosie stole the hotlight at this week's CinemaCon red carpet, looking downright amazing in her decked out fineries. Come July 1st, the RHW bandwagon will be overfloweth; but Egotastic! readers will be riding comfortable up front, with the well-informed oglers. Enjoy.

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