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Reese Witherspoon is turning Japanese. (PopSugar)

Marisa Miller wants to show you something. Her boob. (CollegeHumor)

Did George Clooney dump Sarah Larson because she got implants? (DListed)

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are back together. (Pink is the New Blog)

Emmanuelle Chriqui is still perfect. (Popoholic)

Adriana Lima is a giant. A GIANT!!! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Naomi Campbell is a bit drunk. (Celebslam)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spend a day at the museum. (Just Jared)

Another Ryan Phillipe and Abbie Cornish sighting. (IDLYITW)

Nicole Kidman is carrying the world's smallest baby. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton has the munchies. (CityRag)

Lily Allen is colourful. (Hollywood Rag)

Jamie Lynn Spears' wedding is off. Her baby will be a bastard! (Popbytes)