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Victoria Beckham is back in black. (Just Jared)

Amanda Bynes gets a Dirty Sanchez. (CollegeHumor)

Heidi Montag has a new song. Yes, it's terrible. (DListed)

Britney, Lindsay and Paris are hooked on Adderall. (Defamer)

Carrie Underwood is single. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged. Still no less a whore. (PopSugar)

Amanda Bynes is leggy. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears' costume from How I Met Your Mother is being auctioned off. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson goes blue. (A Socialite's Life)

Ice T and Coco reveal their secret sex techniques. (Heyman Hustle)

Who has the scariest celebrity face? (CityRag)

Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon's marriage has been officially annulled. (Hollywood Rag)