Weird Discontinued Olympic Events

Let's face it, there are a lot of stupid Olympic events. The other day my wife and I laughed until we couldn't breathe watching Olympic power walking. Those guys walk like they are trying not to dump in their tiny shiny short shorts. It's hard to say which event is the dumbest. Is it table tennis? Badminton? Grass hockey? What about beach volleyball? Sure, it's cool to see ladies battling in bikinis, but do we need men's beach volleyball? If so, it's only right that they have to wear a banana hammock. I don't like it anymore than you do, but fair is fair.

Even all of those events pale in comparison to these mind numbingly weird discontinued Olympic events.