Dick Goes Limp: Dick Clark Dead at 82

I'm pretty sure I was conceived during an episode of American Bandstand, or maybe my real dad is Dick Clark, I can't exactly remember the details of the story my old man tells when he's re-found his dental pain medication stash, but somehow I owe something to Dick Clark for causing more than just the New Year's Even Ball to drop in Times Square each year.

Oh, not to mention creating the American Music Awards, which brought us so many delicious half-dressed diva moments through the years.

Check out our friends at TMZ for all the latest breaking news in the death this morning of legendary American Bandstand host, Dick Clark.