Miss Piggy Sings “Bitch Betta Have My Money”

Anyone who knows me knows that I am obsessed with puppets in general and the Muppets in particular. I, like many of you, grew up with the antics of Kermit and the gang. The character I've always found the most enigmatic is Miss Piggy. I once heard Frank Oz give a talk in which he described the pathos of Miss Piggy. She can't sing, can't dance, is in love with someone who will never love her back, and is overweight. That's why she compensates with bravado. But it's all for show. It's all a veiled cry for help.

Which brings me to Rihanna. I've always felt that her attention seeking behavior comes from a need to affirm herself somehow. Like, she doesn't believe in herself so she shows off her jubblies. Not that I'm complaining. Her is Miss Piggy singing Rihanna's "Bitch Betta Have My Money".