Charlie Riina Loses Her String Bikini, Somebody Call the Oops Police

Oh, Charlie Riina, you fiendish hot lady devil. If I didn't know any better, and I rarely do, I'd say you were planning this whole string bikini top falls off bit of visual wonderment on the beach in Malibu. You know, the kids I'm supposed to be mentoring but always forget might be on that beach, seeing your funbags, wondering if life is even worth living any more. I mean, unless they can motorboat your perfectly plump pair, then obviously, well worth living.

Charlie was on the beach pimping the odd bottled water company product by sheer use of wicked hot and enticing bikini body, that much more of which was shown off when Charlie's top got lost and she had to rely on her other appendages to provide even a hint of modesty. We would've had something epic if it weren't for those damn kids. I mean, those damn hands. Still, pretty seductive show, Charlie. I give you three starts and a towel that has my phone number written on it. Call me. I never judge and I have an array of body lotions second to none. Enjoy.

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