The Boston Yeti Lives!

Boston, MA got more than just snow on Tuesday when a yeti was seen running through the streets of Beantown. The large white Sasquatch played and frolicked in the snow and ran through the streets. He was also heard to say, "Don't worry, I'm a vegan." Which made me think about why people would fear a yeti. It's certainly not because they are afraid that it would eat them. It's not a wampa from The Empire Strikes Back. Chances are, given their arboreal home that they are in fact vegans. Probably a remnant species of hominid that never evolved because they never discovered the wonders of steak and bacon. I think the bigger problem is that a yeti in Boston would be a Red Sox fan and all that the Red Sox nation needs is an incredibly strong 7 foot Sasquatch. Imagine how many cars a drunken yeti could flip over after a lost game.

Maybe it's my New Yorker prejudice but I think it's time we get a Brooklyn Bigfoot and have them fight. That would be epic.