The Play-Doh Clay Dildo Maker

I used to love playing with Play-Doh when I was a kid. I had all kinds of devices that would squeeze out the sweet-smelling colored clay into all sorts of fun shapes and sizes. It's a fun creative way to play...doh. But several parents and not a few kids were surprised when they unwrapped the Play-Doh Cake Mountain play set after Christmas and saw a tool that looked like a big plastic dong. Hasbro, the makers of Play-Doh, have received thousands of complaints from irate parents afraid that their precious little snowflake might have been exposed to playing with a big plastic penis. Hasbro says that it was merely a cake decorating tool and that any similarities it may have to a big throbbing wiener are merely accidental. They've said that, "We are in the process of updating all future Play-Doh products with a different tool."

While I admit that it does bare a striking resemblance to a penis, I question these parent's minds in automatically going towards some conspiracy on the part of Hasbro to taint little Dakota and Kayden's minds by including a plastic sex toy in their play set. Who really has the dirty mind, parents?