Avril Lavigne is in Love. Dirty. Smelly. Love.

Alright, I'm happy for Avril Lavigne, she seems to be enjoying wedded bliss, but does that mean I have to watch? I don't know what's going on with that kiss, but it looks a little odd.

And while I wish nothing but the best for Avril, I hope her husband, Derick Whibley spontaneously combusts. Sure, that would probably make Avril sad, but she'd get over it once she met me.

There is another thing about these pictures that bug me, though. What the hell are they wearing? He's got a trucker hat, and Avril's wearing Uggs. Um, haven't those been banned by the UN for inciting War Crimes? I'm also not crazy about how Avril has apparently decided to no longer shower. Then again, what's the point when you're married to that guy.

Oh, and just one more thing. Avril Lavigne is 5'2". You do the math.