What a Dick

Andy Dick goes crazy (read: whacked out on Coke), running around the set of the William Shatner roast, and licking Carrie Fisher's face. (Defamer)

Hilary Duff and Hailey Duff are ugly girlsMaterial Girls. (Hollywood Tuna)

The differences between Britney Spears' and Gwen Stefani's approaches to parenting are self-evident. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jaime Foxx doesn't think he's high-maintenance, but he's wrong. (IDLYITW)

As if you needed to have it reitterated, Steven Spielberg is one rich sonofabitch. (A Socialite's Life)

AAAHHH!! The end of the world is here! Paris Hilton's album is out. Everybody RUN!!!!! (Just Jared)

And speaking of Paris, we also don't think she knows who The Ramones are. (CelebNewsWire)

Nick Lachey is a little confused about what it means to be a celebrity. (Popsugar)

Tom Cruise used to stalk Joe Dimagio. So it looks like he's always been a tool. (Hollywood Rag)

Jodie Foster seems to think her flailing career needs a helping push into the toilet, so she's come to the defense of Mel Gibson. (CityRag)

After all the fighting and name-calling, Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have reached an amicable resolution in their divorce. Well that sucks. (Celebrity Nation)

There's no way Britney Spears actually ever looked like this. (CollegeHumor)