The Tool Has Landed

Tom Cruise shows New York City that he's still a tool (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Biel takes her puppies for a walk. (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes is set to get $40 Million if when she and Tom Cruise get divorced. (CityRag)

Britney Spears is having a girl. "Yay," he muttered disingenuously. (A Socialite's Life)

And Kevin Federline now has his own babysitter. (IDLYITW)

Wayne Brady will not choke a bitch. (Defamer)

Stavros Niarchos is desperate to get Paris Hilton back. Well, you'd have to be. (Popsugar)

Didn't anyone figure out that 50 Cent can't act? (Just Jared)

Tori Spelling is getting married. I give it 4 months. Tops. (DListed)

Nelly Furtado is making her comeback. (Hollywood Rag)

Jack White has a baby girl, but far more importantly, the original versions of Star Wars are coming out on DVD. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Have you ever wanted to see two Pornstars fight? (CollegeHumor NSFW)