Hannah Ferguson Thongtastic Booty Cheeks In Miami

Hannah Ferguson is having quite a week. First, SI Swimsuit Edition bodaciousness. On the heels of that epic bit of visual wonderment, she's back on a balcony in Miami taking more photos in a thong faptastic orange bikini that fits her curvy body like a glove. Or like my hand does in my REM sleep dreams. Seriously, Hannah, my hands come pre-warmed and needy.

Hannah hasn't yet been given any formal recognition or Congressional medal or such for her sweet cheeks and super fine bikini body, but eventually she must. She's quickly building up a steady volume of sextastic beach body work that has her climbing the bikini model charts four to seven runs at a time. I wish I was below her while she climbed. For support I mean. Get your mind out of the gutter. I think I can see her taint above me. Wait, what? Enjoy.

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