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Michelle Pfeiffer is bangin' in Hairspray. (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are meant for each other. (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwen Stefani puts out another crap video. (Popoholic)

Kurt Cobainis was a fighter. (CollegeHumor)

Suzanne Somers' Malibu house burned down. I hope she's still got that Thighmaster money. (Pink is the New Blog)

Drew Barrymore's love life isn't exactly working out. (Popsugar)

Katie Holmes proves there are some upsides to being married to Tom Cruise. Like, say, a $200,000 day of shopping whenever you want. (A Socialite's Life)

The Desperate Housewives as they look in real life. (CityRag)

The Rosie O'Donald Trump feud gets boringer and boringer. (DListed)

Also, Ivanka Trump is no fan of Rosie. (IDLYITW)

Oops! Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was kind of an accident. (Hollywood Rag)

Courtney Cox might want to start looking for a new gig. Even her network president doesn't think her show, Dirt, is any good. (Defamer)

Anna Nicole Smith got a really lame tattoo. (CelebNewsWire)