Feel Like James Bond With The Penis Tux

There is a whole industry that is there to make sexy underwear for women. And while we at Egotastic greatly appreciate that, it still shows a gap in the way lingerie is marketed. Because if a dude wants to get something sexy for his girlfriend to enjoy, (or boyfriend, no judgement), he's stuck to something like a man thong or a Speedo and let's face it no one has ever looked good in that. You look like a tool. Speaking of tools, there is finally a solution to this gender gap. I'm talking about a tuxedo for your penis. Lelo.com, a Stockholm sex toys company, has come up with a way to dress up your schlong. Just slip on the full tuxedo, with bowtie and everything, on your johnson and then it looks like it's ready for the prom. 

It's one size fits all which seems wrong to me. Penises, (or is it peni?), come in all shapes and sizes. There should at least be a cut and uncut version or else the "collar" on the tux is going to chafe. Still, I guess it is a way to spice things up in the bedroom. What woman wouldn't want to touch a dong that looks like James Bond?