Mariah Carey Thongtastic Black for Red Carpet At 1OAK

Mariah Carey was guest DJ at 1OAK in Las Vegas over the weekend. I'm not exactly sure what guest DJ means since DJ itself seems like a dubious job responsibility but if it means the chance for Mariah to show off her stellar MILFtastic asstastic in a thong on the red carpet for the highly publicized event, she can call herself Queen of the Realm for all I care, it's the bottom line on the bottom side that counts.

Mariah has been working her booty rather naughty hard for a Forties and Faptastic veteran diva. Her concert tour is based upon her allure and various continuing hot body shows. She makes it work and then some. I might re-consider my opinion on the value of DJ's if it involves sextastic celebrities in black thongs coming toward my own fiesta. For instance, I was going to run my Best of Hair Rock mix-taped at my 4th of July gathering, but Mariah, if you're available, and so is that thong, would $200 cover your costs? What do you mean I'm off by three to four zeros? Alas. Enjoy.

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