Join The After School Satan Club, Kids

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There aren't supposed to be religious groups in public schools but we all know that in practice that isn't the case. There are "Good News" clubs that are affiliated with evangelical churches operating in many schools around the country. The Satanic Temple wants kids to get the other side of the story by instituting an after school Satan club. It is unclear what exactly would go on at these extracurricular sabbats. Would the practice atheistic LaVeyan style Satanism where they just dress up in costumes and act smugly superior (most likely), or would they worship the cloven-hoofed lord of darkness with sacrifices and mass orgies (more fun)? Christian groups on campus are trying to stop the Satanic Temple from instituting these clubs but it's only fair that the Desolate One get his shot at the minds and hearts of young folks.

The biggest problem with most mainstream Satanists is that they are completely insufferable. Mostly they wear fedoras and black metal t-shirts and talk about how they are so much smarter than the rest of the "sheeple". The most evil thing about them is how lame they are.