Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Big Flirt Pheromone-Infused Sex Attractant

One of the most popular items at hunting and fishing stores is deer pheromones. The idea is that you smear this doe juice on yourself or something nearby and the buck will come sniffing around for some deer tail and then you can shoot it. The same idea applies for the Big Flirt Pheromone-Infused Sex Attractant. It is a synthesized human pheromone that works on both sexes. So, it doesn't matter if you are a dude looking for a girl or a dude looking for other dudes, it should still work. The ad says,

"Capture the attention of the opposite sex with this fruity-floral attractant, which comes infused with unisex pheromones." 

The problem is that I can't get my mind around the whole hunting thing. This strikes me as something Buffalo Bill would use to lure victims into his torture dungeon. Either way if you lack so much game that you need to trick people into digging you with sex pheromones, then you have bigger problems. Get it here, ya sicko.