Kendall Jenner Is So Freaking Sextastic I Want To Come Back In My Next Life As Her Thong (Did I Just Say That Out Loud?) (VIDEO)

 

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Years ago I used to lament the exploitation of the Jenner sisters into the family coven and reality show exhibition. They seemed so young and innocent and still worthy of saving. The downside of completely losing that battle is the upside of seeing these two now young but grown up nurtured for performance ladies half-naked at least half of the time. In particular, Kendall Jenner has kept herself free of curve implants and enhancements, and grown into her tall, lanky, model ready body. I'd like to grow into her model ready body as well if you know what I'm saying.

Kendall is no longer a girl, not quite a woman, but she's certainly learning the ease and comfortability of posing naughty and alluring like a veteran model. With that, she merits a spot on our Hottest of the Hot video series, representing the loss of innocence but the gaining of something ogle-awesome for the rest of us. She floats my boat. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to moor it again. Enjoy.