Emily Ratajkowski Vacation Bikini Udder Hotness

Whee. That's an approximation of the sound I make when Emily Ratajkowski goes on vacation and takes selfies and candids of herself in various stages of revealing bikinis and swimwears and shares them with her fans. If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, did it really happen? No clue. But I will emphatically assert that if Emily Ratajkowski wears a skimpy bikini and doesn't take pictures and share them on Instagram and Snapchat, her breasts begin to weep on the inside. That's kind of hot actually.

Emily simply has one of the finest female forms in all of extended Tinsel Town. She knows it, you know it, I've known it since the minute or second I first feasted peeps upon her titillating funbags. My, what a body. The things we would do together. I'd promise European vacations but you'd probably have to settle for roadside motels. There's an elegance to my budget restrictions, Emily. Though I'm not sure you'd agree. Damn, that body! Enjoy.

 

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