Paris Hilton White Hot Leggy Duck(?) Costume for Pre-Halloween in Hollywood

When you're an heiress, Halloween stretches at least a week, if not a month, because you got costumes up the wazoo. In fact, if you're Billionaire Barbie, you've got costumes that are designed to ride you up the wazoo and get you a little extra attention. And Paris does so revel in her annual Halloween get ups. She'll go through at least five to ten costumes before the holiday is over.

Last night Paris went for something white and furry which looked kind of like feathery duck or goose trying to show off some hot long legs. Though when fowl does that, we tend to lop them off and bake them. With Paris, she more likely got nibbled by a wealthy drunken bachelor. Such is her life. I'm just glad she shares the show off parts with us. Nobody has more fun than Billionaire Barbie. Nobody. Enjoy.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Barely Contained In Her White Dress

Who is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, well, she's kind of a celebrity bon vivant of Jolly Old England. A Big Brother contestant turned reality star and TV hostess and fashion something or other, most of which boils down to lots of getting decked out in revealing outfits and hitting the party scene in London. Try putting that under occupation on your tax returns.

Aisleyne hit the town hard over the wee hours of the night in a white snug dress that barely held in her uncontained udders yearning to be free. No bra and that dress with that rack nearly resulted in even better photos. As for now, we'll just have to adopt a wait and see-even-more next time attitude. Those puppies are really something. Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman and Juno Temple Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It's cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what's best.

While you're at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don't call me in the morning. I'd love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Brings Sheer Topped Knockers To Dad’s Birthday Party

Your stepfather's birthday party seems like perhaps an odd place to wear a tight sheer top over your mammoth mammaries, but when you live life on camera, I suppose there's no down time from the exhibition time. Kim Kardashian found the perfect dress to wear in a couple sizes too small for her curves and headed off to Bruce Jenner's celebration. It was hard to miss Kim considering her massive funbags and nipples looked ready to go Vesuvius at any given moment.

I've never begrudged Kim using her big curves to earn a living. You need to work with what you've got. She's turned the few things she's got into a major business empire. That's impressive even if you don't care for her personally. And, yes, she had some help, from mom, and Mother Nature, and various doctors around town. Still, as long as Kim isn't charging for ogles, I've made my peace with her vapid doll house life. Enjoy.

Vivica Mitra Thong Swimsuit Pimping and Pleasing Hard on the Beach

Our sextastic half-Indian princess Vivica Mitra took another turn on the Malibu beach shoreline now almost entirely dedicated to daily photoshoots pimping the creepy 138 Water. I suppose we're buying into their crass promotional campaign by giving them coverage, but what's a boy to do when on a daily basis the likes of the hot Vivica Mitra in a thong swimsuit with that booty is thrust into our faces. Not literally thrust, and we are more really pulling it toward us, but you get the point. It's hard to resist.

Vivica, that swimsuit is simply one of the best man-made inventions ever. The body you're putting into it, one of the best bits of handiwork from Mother Nature. Combined, well, I'd have to show you my adult-rated pantomime to properly express my feelings. That thong, wow. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless Bikini Scrumptiousness (Yes, That is a Word and Yes, It Describes Emma Perfectly)

 

I really do have a thing for Emma Glover. I feel like it's down to me and about twenty to fifty million men vying for her affections. May the odds be ever in my favor. Or not. I'm still fighting for the incredible allure of this brunette visual wonderment who manages to stop me in my tracks with just a smile. When she gets her body into the action, then I just go catatonic, for weeks, they'll probably bury me alive one day but I care not, for my last vision will be that of Emma Glover and her faptastic funbags.

You can't get much more American than Emma Glove baring her wares in a stars and stripes bikini in front of desert cactus plants. Emma isn't American, so I suppose you could get slightly more American, but my point is, I'd like to show Emma how I can name all fifty states as I point to each star on her bikini. Alaska and Hawaii naturally once her top comes off. Ever so sweet and hot. Bless you Emma Glover, you are an international treat. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi And Her Cheffing Boobs of Goodness

Get out of my dreams, get into my car, you sextastic hot Indian kitchen hottie. Um, no, that's not directed at anybody in particular, though, yes, i suppose it could apply to the outrageously boobtastic Padma Lakshmi leaving her New York digs for some swank party. I'm guessing on the party part, she does seem a bit overdressed for White Castle. Though let's not discount how wearing that dress to White Castle would make her my number one forever dream girl. I'm sure she's aware.

Padma doesn't often show a lot of skin in the public arena, but when she does, this Top Chef delight thrills in the forty and faptastic category. A hot mom with the wares she dares to bare. That's some dress. I'm sure it cost more than my rent, which I'd gladly forgo and live on the street if Padma would only let me help her zip up and adjust. I think I just made an amuse-bouche in my pants. Enjoy.