Zara Holland’s Red Hot Bikini Cleavage Will Knock Your Wooden Shoes Off

As someone consistently out of the loop, I've never seen a second of Love Island, but my sources tell me that busty babe Zara Holland here is one of the stars of that British reality series. Well, I don't know if they shoot on Barbados or if that is indeed the titular amorous isle, but these pictures were taken on Barbados meaning that Zara Holland is one babe who just can't get enough of the beach.

I know that Zara Holland has nothing to do with Holland itself, but I think she'd be right at home in the land of windmills, tulips, and of course, those fashionable wooden shoes. I don't know how people get anywhere in Holland wearing wooden shoes. They don't look particularly comfortable, and what's more, they're not even remotely practical. Try sneaking up on someone in wooden shoes.

Anyway, Zara Holland's hotness is sure to knock the wooden shoes off many a Dutchman today, and that's just how it should be. Gotta keep those fuckers on their toes, you never know what they're up to. Unless they're sneaking up on you, then you can hear them from a mile away.

Photos courtesy of MEGA